Beard weave?!?

So the other day I’m in the barber shop and I see this Brother getting his beard sprayed on and I asked him why and he said, ” fills in the gaps!!!” I thought to myself why not just rocks a Go-tee or a mustache?!? After he left my barber told me about something that blew my mind…MAN BEARD WEAVE!!! I swear I thought he was lying to me until I googled it!!! ITS REAL!!! Now here’s my thing… WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THIS?!? Have we become that vein?!? Are we now doing a “facial” comb over?!? Its like this, some men can rock a afro and some can’t. Some folks can sport braids and some can’t. Hell even dreads ain’t for everybody!!! But just because you can’t don’t mean you go buy some horse hair and glue it on your face!!! Find your look that makes you feel comfortable in your own skin. Rock whatcha got Bro!!! If you walk in the room confident rocking the best you possible, chicks are gonna dig that, not the man weave… Ant rant over…